TEST PRESSING LOT
AVAILABLE HERE ONLY
and at the Recess Time Machine )))
Welcome to ye ol' great american test pressing sale! We have *test pressings for nearly all Recess releases. Since we have some pretty big projects coming up, we are letting some of them go in order to raise some dough. Kickstarter makes us uncomfortable, so we're doing this instead. Imagine: something we have, that we paid for, that's sitting in dark storage and it happens to be something that you want. You pay for it and then we ship it to you. WHOA!!! What a concept?!?!
Ok! Enough, "Get off my lawn, kid!" shit ...
Here's the deal:
TEST PRESSING LOT #1 – $30: This is for the gamblers out there (or cheap asses). You get three test pressings from the Recess catalog that are chosen by us. You can't complain that you got a release that you never liked, heard, or ever knew about. Really, you can't. I mean, you can't even mildly cringe to yourself when you open up the package. Deal? OK.
TEST PRESSING LOT #2 – $50: You like solid deals, I get it. This one just might be OK enough for you. You will receive two mystery tests and one test chosen by you. What you do is list about 3-5 releases that you really want included in your package (in the comments section) and one of them will be included. If we don't have it, we will write each other 'til it gets weird. Or settled, whichever comes first.
TEST PRESSING LOT #3: – $75: Oh boy! Same deal as Lot #2, except you get two choices and one mystery test. You prolly should list anywhere from 5-10 choices for this one. Your friends will look at you with adoration and might wanna have sex with you. You will be inclined to buy drinks for any Recess representative that enters your site from now on.
TEST PRESSING LOT #4: – $199: This is the quan of all deals! 6 test pressings and all your choices! We don't ship til we find what you want and you are happy as a clam! We are forbidden to judge you after you flip em for double the cost.
THIS PART IS IN ALL CAPS FOR A REASON: THIS SALE WILL NOT LAST FOR LONG. WE WANT RECESS CUSTOMERS TO HAVE FIRST DIBS, AT A LIL MORE REASONABLE RATES, BEFORE ANY EBAY NONSENSE. USE YOUR HEAD. WE HAVE TESTS FROM OUT OF PRINT RELEASES TOO! YOU CAN LIST THESE WITH ONLY A LITTLE FALSE HOPE. ODDS ARE WE ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE 'EM. DOUBLE LP'S COUNT AS TWO.
Use this link as a nearly complete list of stuff we've ever released ...
* TEST PRESSING'S are SUPER LIMITED (usually editions of only four copies - sometimes more. Rarely more than 20.) VINYL pressed in order for the band and label to check for any clicks, pops and other crap before the LP or 7-Inch goes into production. They've been compared to gold and "Park Ave." real estate.